My mom's been in NYC for 3 days & already went to the Cloisters. I've been in NYC for 3 years & I'm still in bed. December 11, 2015
My mom said "I can hear dad talking to me & he's telling you to have safe sex". Like sure dad I'll use condoms but WHATS HEAVEN LIKE December 11, 2015
Just said excuse me to a chair and it was the first interaction I've had today. Young wild and free baby December 11, 2015
My favorite part of living in NYC is the nightlife (applying deodorant on the streets after dark) December 11, 2015
This year for Halloween, I'm going as a person in bed watching Gilmore Girls October 31, 2015 I've been wearing the costume all week