Alyssa Limperis

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I always use 2 forms of birth control: an IUD & never having sex

December 11, 2015 by Alyssa Limperis
December 11, 2015 /Alyssa Limperis
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  • Alyssa Limperis
    Well tonight is the night we’ve all been waiting for, the finale of me not understanding any joke on Twitter for one night a week
    about a day ago
  • Alyssa Limperis
    I always think I have a brain but then someone starts giving me simple directions and I remember I have nothing but a tiny hollow skull
    about a day ago
  • Alyssa Limperis
    RT @yashar: Before you ask...yes, it’s real. https://t.co/FpFqsTdAK7
    about a day ago
  • Alyssa Limperis
    RT @ANDREW1ALBERTT: This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright https://t.co/RSUyZxZreX
    about 2 days ago

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Tbt to simpler times. Missin dad on the sunny days most. Putting up my solo show about losing dad, No Bad Days, at the end of the month Wednesday August 29th at 7 at the Tank 💕
Last weekend ✨ This weekend: nursing a stye
TGIF