also i cant swim and am a vegetarian
Stand up comedy pays my bills!! I live in my parents home, eat their food & am on their Verizon family plan
I'VE REALLY MADE IT
"We still have three guacamoles" -someone in my family describing avocados
"I didn't recognize you in a different shirt" - barista at the coffee shop I go to every day
one gallon of coffee, black, please
Would love to start a journal entry without "god damn it"
People keep sending me good vibes and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them
Do I have to keep them refrigerated?
My 10 year plan: turn 35
You know when you forget to charge your phone & you wake up to go the whole day with 9% battery? That's how I feel as an adult
do u have a charger?