NAIL TECHNICIAN: Did you not see the other colors?
ME: Black please
Mr. Marley, I love your song great beat but I feel like maybe you don't know every little thing going on in my life
Drank two larges & still feel dead inside. Happy National Coffee Day!
If it's true that you can't be happy with someone else until you are happy with yourself then things are not looking good for someone else
Body by anxiety
I used to see a parking lot near my parents house and think ou tonight ima sneak here with a boy & now I'm like oh wow free parking
Woman at Dunkin Donuts called me hun and I was like do you have a few minutes to talk?
Fall's the best season for jogging
NEIGHBOR: I saw you running & screaming the other day
ME: Hm on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday or Friday or Saturday or Sunday?