IM FREEEEEEE

September 21, 2015

Just checked my wedding registry, still need two place settings & a husband

September 21, 2015

https://www.myregistry.com/wedding-registry/Alyssa-Limperis-To-Be-Determined-Seekonk-MA/951424

I like my coffee like I like my men, ground up in K-cups

September 16, 2015

Still unemployed

September 10, 2015

INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest weakness?
ME: So tough to choose

everyone i date is absolutely perfect for me once we are broken up

September 10, 2015

I mean I guess

September 10, 2015

At a point in my life where I don't want to date someone unless I can see myself divorcing them down the road

September 10, 2015

My Eat, Pray, Love book will be called Eat

September 10, 2015