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Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

September 10, 2015
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It's Saturday and I'm at a book fair with my parents listening to a One Republic cover band I don't get it I was asked to prom as a freshman

September 9, 2015
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Sir, does this Fitbit count steps taken in the wrong direction in life?

September 9, 2015

hopefully yes i have 18 marathons to log

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"Enforce the change you wish to see in your boyfriend" - Mahatma Gandhi

September 9, 2015

i think that was it

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Excuse me waiter sorry I literally never ask this but will you marry me?

September 9, 2015
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It's like one minute I can't see myself ever having kids and then the next minute I can't see myself ever having kids

September 9, 2015
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"Ugh great I have to sit next to a crying baby on the plane" - the person sitting next to me on the plane

September 9, 2015
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My argentine friend just said: "Hi! Happy birthday! Have you already got drunk, ate cake, made love?" I was like let me stop you at "Hi".

September 9, 2015
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