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Just watched a bug die in a tub of hummus and I've never felt so connected to anyone in my entire life.

September 9, 2015
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Another best friend got engaged, another strange man told me he wanted to take a bite out of my fat ass. Growing up!

September 9, 2015
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My 7-Minutes in Heaven is Going into a Closet Alone and Avoiding Talking to Anyone at the Party

May 24, 2015
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You can tell a lot about someone based on their credit card. For example, if they have one.

May 24, 2015

My parents had paid for a fucking house with cash by this time in my life. When I even hear the word VIsa, my first thought it like maybe I should just marry Miguel from Ecuador for $10,000. (Miguel was like um no thanks I don't need your baggage. Good.)

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It's official: I SAID YES!!

May 24, 2015
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HOT & HEAVY: My Summer of Depression in New York City

May 24, 2015
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Goal Weight: Be able to walk into American Apparel

May 24, 2015
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