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Alyssa Limperis

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You can tell a lot about someone based on their credit card. For example, if they have one.

May 24, 2015

My parents had paid for a fucking house with cash by this time in my life. When I even hear the word VIsa, my first thought it like maybe I should just marry Miguel from Ecuador for $10,000. (Miguel was like um no thanks I don't need your baggage. Good.)

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