Our new podcast! Bio and link below!
Alyssa Limperis and May Wilkerson are two NYC comedians who are not afraid to show their feelings. They are, however, afraid to go to parties, eat carbs, make small talk, listen to Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours", wear hard denim and answer a phone call. If you relate to any of these things, we're terribly sorry to hear that but we're very happy you're here. May and Alyssa's relationship is based 90% over the Internet so you just listening is basically the same thing as being our best friend. We would say let’s get friendship tattoos but unfortunately, that goes directly against our commitment issues. Sit back (keep lying down in bed), relax (yeah right) and enjoy the podcast (not hate it).
My mom used to gently wake me up for school at 7am and I would grunt at her until she left my room. Jasmine woke me up at 4am to ask me questions for an hour and I answered them. Sorry mom.