-Get a job
-Leave house
-Go for runs without screaming (maybe try music)
-Don't cry when cashiers ask how you're doing today
-Don't cry when cashiers ask credit or debit
-Read a book that isn't self help
-Less meals at hospital
-Less death
-Literally anything but 2015
When I was a kid, I always used to play 'House'. All that practice for nothing.
9 likes on Facebook: DELETE DELETE YOU GROSS PIECE OF TRASH 9 likes on Twitter: I was born to write
I feel blessed that comedy is in my blood: My grandpa picked up a bible & said "too few pictures, not interested"
Another night wasted by me thinking I would enjoy a movie about chess
Oh if it's raining & I'm on a train no doubt I'm crying
I thought I shit my pants & then realized I was just walking on the streets of New York City, my home & where I hope to raise children.
Most of a relationship is just telling each other it's not cancer
what if it hurts even when I lie down? am i pregnant?